she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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