I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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