FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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