where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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