4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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