So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
