I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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