Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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