Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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