Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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