you turned your livingroom into a bong?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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