found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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