no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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