? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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