Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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