just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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