Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it was like eating out sand paper
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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