they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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