So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Randomize
