mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So. Much. Porn.
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