haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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