Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
