how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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