I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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