I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize