so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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