Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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