Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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