I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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