But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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