If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
