I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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