How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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