thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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