So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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