the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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