PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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