Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
accomplished twins. life is a go
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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