i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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