What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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