yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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