In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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