just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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