the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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