question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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