Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Actions speak louder than pants.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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