He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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