She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
