Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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