I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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