STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Randomize
