Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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