O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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